I told Jessica she could post about her science project tomorrow. Stay tuned….

• What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A hog and kisses!
• Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure. They’re very scent-imental.
• What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
• What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.”
• What did the monster say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein.”
• What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
• What did one light bulb say to the other? “I love you a whole watt!”
• What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you.”
• What did the elephant say to his wife? “I love you a ton!”
• What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? “Stick to me and we’ll go places.”
• Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.
• Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
• What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”
• Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!
• What did the man with the broken leg say to his girlfriend? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
• What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you.”