Finished with science projects before 10:00pm the night before they are due? Whoodathunkit?

I told Jessica she could post about her science project tomorrow. Stay tuned….

For Valentine’s Day I sent Jenny a text message every half hour (or so) during the day with a little Valentine’s Day humor. They’re all about the quality of something you would find on a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Here is the whole list.

• What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A hog and kisses!
• Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure. They’re very scent-imental.
• What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
• What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.”
• What did the monster say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein.”
• What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
• What did one light bulb say to the other? “I love you a whole watt!”
• What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you.”
• What did the elephant say to his wife? “I love you a ton!”
• What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? “Stick to me and we’ll go places.”
• Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.
• Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
• What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”
• Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!
• What did the man with the broken leg say to his girlfriend? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
• What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you.”

After three attempts to get parts and two weeks of waiting, the replacement ignitor for our gas oven was finally delivered today. It took about 30 minutes to install and I celebrated with some peanut butter cookies. You can survive with a broken oven, but it sure limits your food choices!