I bought a scooter. Jenny indulged me. She says I’m having a mid-life crisis. I figure that doesn’t actually happen until I buy a real road bike. The deal is that I get a scooter and she gets a vacuum.

This is what it looks like.

The scooter

The scooter

I’m imagining my dad making comments about a Mickey Mouse motorcycle. I remember hearing about the minivan he bought while I was on my mission and something about a Mickey Mouse steering wheel. I’m ready for the comments — bring it on.

It will go about 40 MPH … at full throttle … downhill. It’s a long drive from Mead to Greenacres at full throttle … in the snow.