For Valentine’s Day I sent Jenny a text message every half hour (or so) during the day with a little Valentine’s Day humor. They’re all about the quality of something you would find on a Laffy Taffy wrapper. Here is the whole list.

  • What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A hog and kisses!
  • Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure. They’re very scent-imental.
  • What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
  • What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.”
  • What did the monster say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein.”
  • What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
  • What did one light bulb say to the other? “I love you a whole watt!”
  • What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you.”
  • What did the elephant say to his wife? “I love you a ton!”
  • What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? “Stick to me and we’ll go places.”
  • Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.
  • Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
  • What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”
  • Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day!
  • What did the man with the broken leg say to his girlfriend? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
  • What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you.”